HAUNTED PRISON FUNTIMES






















Five friends took a train to Jeff City this weekend to tour a haunted prison. 

Drank bloody marries on the train ride out, ate some good burgers in Jeff City, then wasted time at the bar. Stashed a 12 pack of Stag in some bushes for later then headed to prison for our 10pm-3am tour. Didn't see any ghosts but the history and stories were scary enough. We were given guided tour time then allowed to roam around by our lonesomes. Explored prison cells, death row, a dungeon, and the gas chamber. Afterwards we retrieved our beer from the bushes, pooped in the woods, then headed for the river. Our original plan to stay up all night by the river was foiled by the cold, fog, and the tickle monsters afoot. Checked into a hotel around 4am, a few hours sleep, breakfast, coffee, capital building, back on the train, bloody marries back to Stl. 

MISSOURI STATE PENITENTIARY


Deemed the bloodiest 47 acres in America and home to over 100 organized paranormal investigations. 
We will be spending the night there tonight. 

INGLORIOUS BEHAVIOUR











Invented dance moves with friends: the "no-bueno" and the "space-saver"
Met up with bikes on a roof
Found a rogue hydrant
Ate donuts
Passed out curb side



BIKE TRIP TO SEE JAKE'S MOM

Took a bike trip to Washington, Il to see Jake's mom. It was a spectacular experience with spectacular people. I am fully willing to give everything up to live the gypsy lifestyle. Or move in with Houv's mother and tend to guinea pheasants.